Two funny lines from the late night shows from last week:
Jay Leno:
“Former presidential candidate John Edwards announced this week he will not accept the nomination for vice president, to which the cashier at Wendy’s said, “Do you want a Frosty with this?”
Jimmy Kimmel:
“In case you forgot, taxes are due next week. You know, we all hate paying taxes but the truth of the matter is without our tax money, many politicians would not be able to afford prostitutes.”
