Camp Campaign has procured an exclusive transcript of the deliberations between Hans Dorfenshalter and Heinrich Waldendoof, two members of the Nobel Prize selection committee. This conversation, secretly recorded and painstakingly transcribed, details some of the heretofore unknown thought process that goes into selecting an individual for the prestigious Nobel Prize.
HANS: Heinrich, are you enjoying the illegal drugs and prostitutes that were provided for us?
HEINRICH: Oh, yes, Hans. I am.
HANS: I was thinking, our all-expense paid week in the hotel is almost up, so maybe we'd better pick a winner for the Peace Prize.
HEINRICH: Oh, yeah. I
The Nobel Prize
by Ronald A. Rowe October 13th, 2009 | General Politics, Political Humor, Political Opinions
If Jimmy Carter Says So
by Ronald A. Rowe September 23rd, 2009 | General Politics, Political Humor, Political Opinions
According to the standard set by our beloved 39th president, I guess I'm a racist. Funny, I never thought of myself as such. But I disagree with our current president's socialist agenda, so Jimmy Carter has labeled me a racist. According to the worst president of the last seven or eight decades, anyone who opposes President Obama does so strictly because of the color of his skin.
Thought you were opposed to a health care plan that will cost trillions? WRONG! You're just a racist. Thought you were against activist judges on the Supreme Court? THINK AGAIN! You just can't stand
Thought you were opposed to a health care plan that will cost trillions? WRONG! You're just a racist. Thought you were against activist judges on the Supreme Court? THINK AGAIN! You just can't stand
To Israel from the US
by Ronald A. Rowe June 9th, 2009 | General Politics, Political Humor, Political Opinions
Dear Israel,
Hi. It’s me, your old pal the United States. We’ve been friends for a long time. In fact, I remember the day you first became a country. I’ve seen you grow up. I was so proud the day I saw you quell your first insurgency. It’s hard for me to believe that you’re over sixty years old already.
But now, well, I’ve got a new president, and I’m doing things a little differently. I don’t know how else to say this, but I no longer have your back. We’re still friends and all, but I’m trying to also be friends
Hi. It’s me, your old pal the United States. We’ve been friends for a long time. In fact, I remember the day you first became a country. I’ve seen you grow up. I was so proud the day I saw you quell your first insurgency. It’s hard for me to believe that you’re over sixty years old already.
But now, well, I’ve got a new president, and I’m doing things a little differently. I don’t know how else to say this, but I no longer have your back. We’re still friends and all, but I’m trying to also be friends
Political Guru Kal Penn
by Ronald A. Rowe April 14th, 2009 | Political Humor, Presidential News
President Obama took a bold step this week. In order to shore up America’s flagging confidence in the state of the economy, protect our borders from foreign attack, and regain our standing among the world powers, the president hired actor Kal Penn as a PR liaison.
Penn, widely heralded as an expert on world affairs because he’s been on TV, took a huge pay cut from his gig on TV’s House in order to accept a position at the White House. He joins ambassadors Angelina Jolie and Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High as three of
Penn, widely heralded as an expert on world affairs because he’s been on TV, took a huge pay cut from his gig on TV’s House in order to accept a position at the White House. He joins ambassadors Angelina Jolie and Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High as three of
Political Humor From the Late Night Shows
by admin April 14th, 2008 | Political Humor
Two funny lines from the late night shows from last week:
Jay Leno:
"Former presidential candidate John Edwards announced this week he will not accept the nomination for vice president, to which the cashier at Wendy's said, "Do you want a Frosty with this?"
Jimmy Kimmel:
"In case you forgot, taxes are due next week. You know, we all hate paying taxes but the truth of the matter is without our tax money, many politicians would not be able to afford prostitutes."
Jay Leno:
"Former presidential candidate John Edwards announced this week he will not accept the nomination for vice president, to which the cashier at Wendy's said, "Do you want a Frosty with this?"
Jimmy Kimmel:
"In case you forgot, taxes are due next week. You know, we all hate paying taxes but the truth of the matter is without our tax money, many politicians would not be able to afford prostitutes."
