It isn’t easy saving the world. Sometimes, you have to make tough choices. Let’s say, for example, that you are on a mission to single handedly save the world from the global warming caused by former President George Bush. Sure, you’ll win a Nobel Prize for making a movie of yourself standing in front of an easel displaying factually-inaccurate slides. That’s good. And you’ll make hundreds of millions of dollars selling nonsensical “Carbon Offset Credits” to corporations willing to buy goodwill with the environmental crowd while continuing to pollute just as much as before. That’s pretty nice, too.
But being
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Can They Take a Nobel Prize Back?
July 5th, 2010 by Ronald A. RoweAlvin Greene
June 15th, 2010 by Ronald A. Rowe
Alvin Green, the newly-selected Democratic candidate for South Carolina’s Senate seat, is everything that the Democratic Party loves.
He’s a minority. There is nothing that the Left loves more than soothing their own white guilt by promoting a minority candidate. He’s unemployed. Gotta love the unemployed living on the government dole. He’s an outsider who rails against the establishment. He decries society’s ills and offers to solve them without offering any specific plans.
Really, it’s small wonder that Greene was able to unseat Vic Rawl, a Democratic Party insider to win the Senate nomination. But
He’s a minority. There is nothing that the Left loves more than soothing their own white guilt by promoting a minority candidate. He’s unemployed. Gotta love the unemployed living on the government dole. He’s an outsider who rails against the establishment. He decries society’s ills and offers to solve them without offering any specific plans.
Really, it’s small wonder that Greene was able to unseat Vic Rawl, a Democratic Party insider to win the Senate nomination. But
Helen Thomas
June 8th, 2010 by Ronald A. Rowe
Helen Thomas may finally be getting her comeuppance. The 274-year-old reporter who has covered every president since John Adams is as nasty and shrew-like as they get. Last week she told a rabbi – A RABBI – that the Jews should just “get the Hell out of Palestine”. Thomas picked the Jewish Heritage Month celebration at the White House as the appropriate venue to express her hateful and intolerant views to a religious leader.
I guess she’s gotten away with it for so long that she thinks she can just do whatever she wants with no consequences. She was allowed
I guess she’s gotten away with it for so long that she thinks she can just do whatever she wants with no consequences. She was allowed
Thanksgiving Week Roundup
December 1st, 2009 by Ronald A. Rowe
Thanksgiving is the time we set aside each year to give thanks for the many blessings in our lives. Here at Camp Campaign, we thought it might be a good idea to list those things related to politics for which we are thankful this year.
I'm thankful for Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the reality show wannabes who crashed a state dinner at the White House this week. Without there well-publicized party crash and subsequent attempts to sell their story for hundreds of thousands of dollars, we wouldn't know how lame the security around our president is, how desperate people
I'm thankful for Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the reality show wannabes who crashed a state dinner at the White House this week. Without there well-publicized party crash and subsequent attempts to sell their story for hundreds of thousands of dollars, we wouldn't know how lame the security around our president is, how desperate people
The Nobel Prize
October 13th, 2009 by Ronald A. Rowe
Camp Campaign has procured an exclusive transcript of the deliberations between Hans Dorfenshalter and Heinrich Waldendoof, two members of the Nobel Prize selection committee. This conversation, secretly recorded and painstakingly transcribed, details some of the heretofore unknown thought process that goes into selecting an individual for the prestigious Nobel Prize.
HANS: Heinrich, are you enjoying the illegal drugs and prostitutes that were provided for us?
HEINRICH: Oh, yes, Hans. I am.
HANS: I was thinking, our all-expense paid week in the hotel is almost up, so maybe we'd better pick a winner for the Peace Prize.
HEINRICH: Oh, yeah. I
HANS: Heinrich, are you enjoying the illegal drugs and prostitutes that were provided for us?
HEINRICH: Oh, yes, Hans. I am.
HANS: I was thinking, our all-expense paid week in the hotel is almost up, so maybe we'd better pick a winner for the Peace Prize.
HEINRICH: Oh, yeah. I
