Thanksgiving is the time we set aside each year to give thanks for the many blessings in our lives. Here at Camp Campaign, we thought it might be a good idea to list those things related to politics for which we are thankful this year.
I’m thankful for Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the reality show [...]
Camp Campaign has procured an exclusive transcript of the deliberations between Hans Dorfenshalter and Heinrich Waldendoof, two members of the Nobel Prize selection committee. This conversation, secretly recorded and painstakingly transcribed, details some of the heretofore unknown thought process that goes into selecting an individual for the prestigious Nobel Prize.
HANS: Heinrich, are you enjoying [...]
According to the standard set by our beloved 39th president, I guess I’m a racist. Funny, I never thought of myself as such. But I disagree with our current president’s socialist agenda, so Jimmy Carter has labeled me a racist. According to the worst president of the last seven or eight decades, anyone who opposes [...]
Dear Israel,
Hi. It’s me, your old pal the United States. We’ve been friends for a long time. In fact, I remember the day you first became a country. I’ve seen you grow up. I was so proud the day I saw you quell your first insurgency. It’s hard for me to believe that you’re over [...]
President Obama took a bold step this week. In order to shore up America’s flagging confidence in the state of the economy, protect our borders from foreign attack, and regain our standing among the world powers, the president hired actor Kal Penn as a PR liaison.
Penn, widely heralded as an expert on [...]
Two funny lines from the late night shows from last week:
Jay Leno:
“Former presidential candidate John Edwards announced this week he will not accept the nomination for vice president, to which the cashier at Wendy’s said, “Do you want a Frosty with this?”
Jimmy Kimmel:
“In case you forgot, taxes are due next week. You know, we [...]
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